Federation Command

It is an improvement on Friday (well not this version,) but it's a transparent attempt to be successful in the mainstream arena. One releases a controversial single (think Katy Perry) and then the follow-up is a more serious attempt at releasing a record, utilising the ambivalent and thus malleable, fanbase from the first single after it goes viral... However, Katy can sing and Rebecca cannot. She won't last, so fail I suppose.

Kieran wrote:Plus Katy Perry is fit. Just saying

Definitely.

Hold on. Katy Perry can sing?

Who the hell is Katy Perry and who the hell is that woman up above in the video?

I think the op video is fake. That's someone else's voiceover. It's not like it'd be hard to do. The reason I say this isn't the tune, but the adhereance to a beat. I think it's fake.

Katy Perry is a good singer. I used some of her songs in my videos :P

By order of the holy imperial music inquisition, I deem Rebecca Black heretical.

Wh1skers wrote:Hold on. Katy Perry can sing?

A Dramatic Reading from the Bible of the Federation Command:

And such a heretic was born. The fleet cried out: "but why," they exclaimed. The fleet had fallen into chaos, someone had dared question the sacred artifact that is Katy Perry. The Whiskers turned to the fleet and begun to open his mouth once more, to question the very foundation of the days when the treacherous human named Rebecca Black was banished from Federation Command but then a light descended from the heavens above and all fell silent.

From the light came one of two Holy Prophets, Jesse - who bestowed his great presence once more on the Earth to pass judgement on the Whiskers. "Someone dares interrupt me during my Martini time," the Holy Prophet asked. The fleet in unison responded, "the Whiskers questions the sacred Katy Perry." Suddenly, the Holy Prophet outraged by this created a massive lightning storm in the sky and begun to pass judgement on the Whiskers. "You shall forever be banished from Federation Command for disturbing my Martini time" the Holy Prophet Jesse said in the voice of God himself. Then the lightning storm enveloped the Whiskers and he disappeared.

And so the Whiskers tried to login to the forums once more only to be greeted by the message: "You have been banned from Federation Command for 9,999 years" and he helled out, "Jesssssseeeee," which echoed through the stars themselves. The fleet returned to harmony and the Whiskers was forever labeled a heretic of Federation Command.
So here I was going to say "yes, yes she can." :P.

Who cares ? Shes f*cking hot !

Janeway wrote:

Wh1skers wrote:Hold on. Katy Perry can sing?

A Dramatic Reading from the Bible of the Federation Command:

And such a heretic was born. The fleet cried out: "but why," they exclaimed. The fleet had fallen into chaos, someone had dared question the sacred artifact that is Katy Perry. The Whiskers turned to the fleet and begun to open his mouth once more, to question the very foundation of the days when the treacherous human named Rebecca Black was banished from Federation Command but then a light descended from the heavens above and all fell silent.

From the light came one of two Holy Prophets, Jesse - who bestowed his great presence once more on the Earth to pass judgement on the Whiskers. "Someone dares interrupt me during my Martini time," the Holy Prophet asked. The fleet in unison responded, "the Whiskers questions the sacred Katy Perry." Suddenly, the Holy Prophet outraged by this created a massive lightning storm in the sky and begun to pass judgement on the Whiskers. "You shall forever be banished from Federation Command for disturbing my Martini time" the Holy Prophet Jesse said in the voice of God himself. Then the lightning storm enveloped the Whiskers and he disappeared.

And so the Whiskers tried to login to the forums once more only to be greeted by the message: "You have been banned from Federation Command for 9,999 years" and he helled out, "Jesssssseeeee," which echoed through the stars themselves. The fleet returned to harmony and the Whiskers was forever labeled a heretic of Federation Command.

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So here I was going to say "yes, yes she can." :P.

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