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Re: Ask Shroombuck...
Posted: July 24th, 2012, 2:30 pm
by Shroombuck
Jesse wrote:If the Queen requested it, would you chop off your own hand so that she could use it to slap you for being a ponce?
I am Her Majesty's very obliged and very obedient servant, without any reserve.
God save the Queen.
Re: Ask Shroombuck...
Posted: July 25th, 2012, 7:18 am
by Delta
Pics or it didn't happen Shroombuck.
Re: Ask Shroombuck...
Posted: July 25th, 2012, 7:32 am
by Zion
Wow shroom! You have been called into service.
Re: Ask Shroombuck...
Posted: July 25th, 2012, 10:28 am
by Shroombuck
HM Elizabeth II wrote:My obedient servent,
It has come to my attention that the name of the British Empire has been sullied due to you being a right royal poncey prick.
I hereby command you to use your right hand to chop off your left. I shall then proceed to slap you with the bloodied end for being what was previously mentioned.
Britain expects you to do your duty, post-haste.
HM The Queen
Silence! One word more,
Shall make me chide thee, if not hate thee.
Foolish wench, thou are'st one who cannot spell.
What, an advocate for an imposter?
Hush, thou think'st thee can command,
Shroombuck th' most glorious of men,
Shall not obey thee, an imposter.
Re: Ask Shroombuck...
Posted: July 27th, 2012, 10:21 pm
by Kaito
Did you receive the letter from Hogwarts appointing you as the new master of the Dark arts......?
Sorry, I know you wanted to tell everyone yourself....
"Dumbledore Employs Lord of the Land....."
Snape: "I was sacked by that Bothel guy...."
"Weasley boy dresses for ceremony....."
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Re: Ask Shroombuck...
Posted: July 27th, 2012, 11:11 pm
by Shroombuck
I do some of my best thinking whilst pulling weeds, you know.
Re: Ask Shroombuck...
Posted: July 28th, 2012, 1:35 am
by Bailo
Your opinion on the Queen jumping out of a helicopter with Mr. Bond?
Re: Ask Shroombuck...
Posted: July 28th, 2012, 6:41 am
by Delta
This is my opinion.
Re: Ask Shroombuck...
Posted: July 28th, 2012, 10:46 am
by Shroombuck
Bailo wrote:Your opinion on the Queen jumping out of a helicopter with Mr. Bond?
British excellence combined with humour.
On Her Majesty's secret service!
Re: Ask Shroombuck...
Posted: August 1st, 2012, 12:30 pm
by Jesse
Kaito wrote:Did you receive the letter from Hogwarts appointing you as the new master of the Dark arts......?
Sorry, I know you wanted to tell everyone yourself....
"Dumbledore Employs Lord of the Land....."
Snape: "I was sacked by that Bothel guy...."
"Weasley boy dresses for ceremony....."
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