ban the user above you

[Wh1skers]

Banned for having a sig the size of Jupiter. :P

[Resistance]

Banned for hating a valuable friend / potential ally / honored guest.

[Wh1skers]

Banned for not having an awesome sig.

[Resistance]

Banned. Because I don't need to have a reason to ban someone :P

[Wh1skers]

Kieran is banned because he insinuated having a Halo quote doesn't automatically make my sig holy.
Resistance is banned for beating me to it.
Ciaran is banned because... well, I can.

(Btw. Props to you for noticing where the quote was from.)

[Resistance]

banned for caring

[Janeway]

Banned. Just banned.

I'm too holy to need a reason as to why the glorious hammer of judgement has fallen upon you :P.

[Wh1skers]

Banned for illusions of holiness.

[Costello]

Banned for correct observation of a false prophet.

[Wh1skers]

Banned for having a dead Xbox.