Wassap motherfuckers!

[Shroombuck]

Sup?

[Kaito]

[Kaito]

Its a slow couple of weeks..... nobody home, no Brits Vs Aussie Vs Colonials Vs .......

Lonely in space lol

KIRK: This is Captain Kirk of the USS Enterprise. Is anyone on board? If there is, and you can hear me, please respond by intercom to the engineering section. Is there anyone on board?

[Shroombuck]

Did you know that one time I ate an entire fucking piece of shit that came out of a dog? That's still not as bad as I feel about Europe ripping apart our Glorious British Empire. I will eat every piece of shit on this planet until we leave the European Union, and will love it. I am a shit eating machine and I live to eat shit, because I am a fucking asshole who believes the Conservatives are the only party worth believing in. My future children will be fucking morons and I will teach them the Bible so they will fucked for life. Hopefully one of their children will become a star politician someday so he will get out of this small town and make something of himself. Otherwise he is doomed to the coal mines where he will probably die of black lung, or the N-word lung as we call it because we have decided to stay racist long after it became socially unacceptable to mainstream media, a.k.a. the slant-eyes who slant the news with their slanty little slant eyes.

Fuck all, hail Laphroaig whisky.

[Alexraptor]

*Note to self: Petition council for installation of alcohol locks on the forum.*

[Costello]

I drank Laphroaig last night, oaky smell and a light taste. I feel like I am drinking out of an old shoe when I have it.

[Shroombuck]

Depends on which Laphroaig.