Shroom's Oath

[Shroombuck]

I do not pretend to be Martin Luther King, but last night I had a dream. The dream was about Federation Command. I dreamt that I was an officer with some importance (I usually think that I am, but I am not), but couldn't remember my position. So I went to Picard or Jesse's office (God knows who's in charge now) and asked: 'What command do I hold?'. Jesse or Picard then said: 'Commander of the Federation Fleet Forces Command'. I laughed and said: 'Just do Commodore that's easier to remember'.

With that said:

I, Shroombuck, solemnly and sincerely affirm that, on becoming commissioned within FEDERATION COMMAND, I will with the utmost honour, integrity, and respect, be faithful and bear true allegiance to the Constitution and associated Policies, customs and glorious traditions of FEDERATION COMMAND and all lawful orders of the Officers appointed above me, for as long as I remain an Officer.

Few demands though:

Rank: Worshipful Commodore*
Position: JAG and Privy Council

* I don't want to be ever promoted, like you did try with Artful. I like my Commodore. :mrgreen:

[Picard]

Thats perfectly reasonable.


Welcome back Shroomy!

[Shroombuck]

Awesome stuff.

[Kelbie]

Well, fuck me!

[Shroombuck]

Up the ass, yea?

[Kelbie]

Yeah, sweet cheeks, lets get a room together, Hahaha!. How's things?

[Shroombuck]

All is well. Busy with my command in the cavalry regiment, the glorious Blues & Royals, so I don't expect to play games, but I can't ignore a dream either so I signed up again. Years ago I said that this place has become more of a social gathering than a gaming clan; I think that sums it up perfectly why so many ol' members return.

[EVOXSNES]

Although im not a beneficiary one way or the other, i think your contributions to the community warrant gratitude.
Good on you, and a very Welcome back.

[Kaito]

Shroombuck,

Welcome back to Federation Command!

We have checked your Farts as required by our security policy and they smell like bacon.

You are commissioned as a Commodore with Her Majesty's First Fleet giving you privileges that your rank deserves.

Promotions are not available in game or within a department on the forums.



Welcome back



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[Shroombuck]

I smelled you from afar, you cheeky fartysmeller.

:mrgreen: