The Glorious Quotation Topic (Warning: Anything Goes)

[Costello]

I'm trash-talked by many, hated by some. Guess how many fucks I give? It's less than none.

[Jesse]

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

I like my whiskey old and my women young.

I don't care how liberated this world becomes, a man will always be judged by the amount of alcohol he can consume, and a woman will be impressed, whether she likes it or not.

[Costello]

Hay Kieran, hows it goin?

I'm not "Kieran" Jesse :P

Same shit, different name.

[Shroombuck]

You have your way. I shall have it my way, because my way is always the right way, the correct way, and the only way.

If there wasn't the smell of faeces on your teeth I might nod in response.

[Costello]

As for Hamachi, tried it, its like going on a date and finding out she is a guy that is frigid.

[Kelbie]

When a sermon comes to an end, people rise and praise God. They do the same after my speeches.

+1

[Picard]

A person whom objects to perpetuating the glories of this exalted Fleet, who declines to have his veins and intellect infused with the magnificent epicenes of Federation Command, is unquestionably most undesirable.

[Shroombuck]

Shroombuck: Yes, I know I am awesome.
Picard: Tell me Shroombuck; when you have sex do you think about women or about yourself?
Shroombuck: I have an immense looking-glass in my bedchamber. I can admire myself and my woman.

[Shroombuck]

We have to retain a certain standard of epic purity. Those who are not part of our glorious fleet, consciously fall short of our celebrated omnipotent and exalted standard.

[Shroombuck]

Oda: Peace to all, a joy from inside.
Shroombuck: Fuck everyone, I am awesome.