The Glorious Quotation Topic (Warning: Anything Goes)

[Kelbie]

Stay afloat in PH.
You never know when those sneaky Japanese bastards might pop up...

[Shroombuck]

Reality will eventually sink in, Alexraptor. It will sink in just like that awkward moment when you realise that your hand touched someone's ass by mistake.

[Jesse]

Federation Command died like 34 times before Picard discovered alcohol, and not once since then. Coincidence? I don't think so.

[Costello]

I'm not surprised you get along well with those FE fairies, Lady Nova. If you put children with Down's syndrome in a room there is going to be a lot of hugging.

Now scag off.

[Shroombuck]

Shroombuck was an awful team mate with us. Let's hope he's out of his box still when he comes back :P

[Shroombuck]

Fuck them; we owned their ass and a year later they finally realise our greatness and their mediocrity. They should never have opposed us.

[Shroombuck]

What the fuck are you doing here!? Are you bored after UFP had enough of your baby toy breaking?

[Shroombuck]

We fuck Karma in the ass, came on her face and glued a $20 bill to it, and told it to take a cab.

Blah blah blah fuck off.

[Costello]

You are an illiterate morbidly obese retarded child whom is befouling our most glorious forums with his bovine excrements.

[Costello]

Kelbie: Are you talking to yourself?

Shroombuck: I'm not a fucking schizophrenic you know?

Artful: I can't decide which one of the cunts I hate the most!