Federation Command

DJay wrote:

Shroombuck wrote: I have developed a built-in bullshit detector. I never saw that much bullshit in one paragraph before.

Maybe you need to fine tune it then, cause the man has a point.

No, he doesn't. Do not listen to him or I shall have to stuff so much cotton wool down your throat it will come out your arse like the tail on a Playboy bunny.

Alexraptor wrote:You do know that millions of dollars are turned out yearly in cash prizes to e-sport competitors right? :roll:
Why don't you laugh that one off? :P

That is just as ridiculous as the amount football players get paid.

Crazy, it truly is.

Shroombuck wrote: No, he doesn't. Do not listen to him or I shall have to stuff so much cotton wool down your throat it will come out your arse like the tail on a Playboy bunny.


That is just as ridiculous as the amount football players get paid.

Crazy, it truly is.

^ You haven't lost you touch yet. Good one.

Now listen carefully, I will only say this once: Never, ever, make fun of football when I'm around, you poof. Or I'll shove a football so far up your arse people will think you're pregnant.

DJay wrote:

Shroombuck wrote: No, he doesn't. Do not listen to him or I shall have to stuff so much cotton wool down your throat it will come out your arse like the tail on a Playboy bunny.


That is just as ridiculous as the amount football players get paid.

Crazy, it truly is.

^ You haven't lost you touch yet. Good one.

Now listen carefully, I will only say this once: Never, ever, make fun of football when I'm around, you poof. Or I'll shove a football so far up your arse people will think you're pregnant.

Now, now don't blow your one fleeting brainwave on such a mediocre metaphor and innocuous insult. :P

I'm a huge fan of football (soccer if you're clinically retarded) but I even agree with Shroom's point. Torres £50 million for Chelsea? He missed the easiest of open goals. Yet would have slotted that away were he still at Liverpool. Pay should be inextricably linked to performance.

I couldnt be arsed to think of something better. I'm sick, soon drunk and i am deaf on one ear. I'm too miserable to waste any energy on my insults today. Rain check...

DJay wrote:Now listen carefully, I will only say this once: Never, ever, make fun of football when I'm around, you poof. Or I'll shove a football so far up your arse people will think you're pregnant.

Football players have their IQ printed on their t-shirts.

Go figure.

Shroombuck wrote: Football players have their IQ printed on their t-shirts.

Go figure.

I thought that was american football? :P

Alexraptor wrote:

Shroombuck wrote: Football players have their IQ printed on their t-shirts.

Go figure.

I thought that was american football? :P

It is. Of course, what do you expect when you get your head knocked around like that? I have yet to meet or see one really intelligent American football player. If they do exist, they are a rarity, a species quickly going extinct.

Alexraptor wrote:You do know that millions of dollars are turned out yearly in cash prizes to e-sport competitors right? Why don't you laugh that one off?

I may be a little late but sure: it's one of the reasons why the populace of the world are following suit with what America is quickly becoming: a slow, fat, unattractive, and unintelligent group of people.

Janeway wrote:I may be a little late but sure: it's one of the reasons why the populace of the world are following suit with what America is quickly becoming: a slow, fat, unattractive, and unintelligent group of people.

The Government of Her Majesty’s Most Glorious British Empire knew that as far back as 1783, when we handed over the Colonies to these fat-twinkle-toed-colonists.

Janeway wrote:I may be a little late but sure: it's one of the reasons why the populace of the world are following suit with what America is quickly becoming: a slow, fat, unattractive, and unintelligent group of people.

Unintelligent? lol
Many would argue that a high level of intelligence is required to succeed competitively at RTS games.
Planning and analyzing the situation, devising tactics and counter tactics and being able to adapt to changing conditions as well as anticipating the moves of your opponent.

But then again why am I even arguing with you? Seeing as you are clearly prejudiced and have your own fixed idea of what all gamers are.
One almost wonders why you are even in a Star Trek "gaming" fleet. :roll:

Alexraptor wrote:Many would argue that a high level of intelligence is required to succeed competitively at RTS games.

Do you actually seriously believe that? View the world through your own eyes instead of an electronic visual display. Even a fusking cloth plonker like Magnis could play RTS games. That has to say something.

Alexraptor wrote:But then again why am I even arguing with you? Seeing as you are clearly prejudiced and have your own fixed idea of what all gamers are.
One almost wonders why you are even in a Star Trek "gaming" fleet. :roll:

Because of the occasional gaming experience with friends instead of the 24/7 gaming experience some happen to be part of. When you are 40 and you can tell you children you have accomplished nothing other than a great name within the online gaming community.

How sad indeed.