He knows how to make me laugh

Tried to doublecheck my rank by going to the UFP forums where I see they have a lovely forum maintenance message telling me to die in a hole

If I remember correctly Lieutenant Junior Grade

I, Rannon, solemnly and sincerely affirm that, on becoming commissioned within FEDERATION COMMAND, I will with the utmost honor, integrity, and respect, be faithful and bear true allegiance to the Constitution and associated Policies, customs and glorious traditions of FEDERATION COMMAND and all law...